Due to my being busier than I care to admit and the fact that I am usually just not up on the latest news, I hope that I am not giving you guys info that you already have. However, there’s a new spin on this presentation, so you’d better read the fine print if you want to partake in any of the fun!
However, I’m not sure if anyone has actually posted a copy of the Ronde flyer on the web so I am going to do that as a part of my contribution to this year’s event since I won’t be ripping it like Bettini on crack. (God, I love the way that guy rides, but that’s another point no one cares about).
So, for those who haven’t seen it, or just want to see it again, but on the best web site in town (next to the Oregon DMV’s, of course), then here it is, but you didn’t see it here, get it?
I predict the following on this ride, and while I’ll likely be about 85% wrong, I’m going to make them anyways. Here goes:
1) Satlzman is going to look like a prison break on bicycles.
2) Hugh finishes 1 hour faster than he did last year.
3) Brad drinks a beer before 10am.
4) There will be at least 2 dozen people dressed up in ridiculous outfits. Some will make me laugh while others will make me cringe. I’m taking photos of them all.
5) Adnan complains about something if he’s on the ride or even if he’s not.
6) Eric V. rips it like the hard-man classic rider he ought to be. Too bad they don’t have a cat 3 division at Paris Roubaix.
7) Keri makes the front group that dropped me last year.
8) I go hoarse yelling for everyone while getting disliked by many.
9) At least 50 people get lost at some point during the ride.
10) A great time is had by all.
***VERY IMPORTANT INFO***
Prizes are available for those who accomplish the following oddities performed during the ride courtesy of yours truly and Endurofit.
*The first man and woman after College and Brynwood that says “nice job jerky-lips”, wins an Endurofit T-shirt, and it will not even have been worn yet!
**The first person I see on the ride in an outfit other than a cycling kit will receive a copy of The Next Level, Strength Training for Endurance Athletes DVD whether you want it or not.
***The first one to make it up College and Brynwood out of the saddle w/out doing the paper-boy weave wins a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Schlitz of beer flavored water. (Must be either documented on film or vouched for by reliable sources).
****To be eligible for any of the above prizes you must not have received one of these before or the prize will go to the next eligible person to accomplish the feat or do the stupid thing, which ever the case may be.
*****Check back at my blog 1 week after the ride to see how many I got right. Contact me to claim prizes at info@endurofit.com.
And w/out further ado (notice I put it at the end so that you’re more likely to read my tangential ramblings), which is why most of you read this inane post after all.
(Read it and weep)
-JS